adhd

1. (adhd) (2743↑, 616↓)

ADHD stands for attention deficit somethingk. Hey\! I spelled something wrong. Haha. Hey look a squirrel. Wait, what am I doing here again? Omigawd my elbow itches. Wonder what's on tv? I like Jennifer Lopez. I hate kumquats. I really love urbandictionar.....where was I again?

Hey\! I don't have ADH...*loses interest, chases after a bird*

Author: binary132 http://adhd.urbanup.com/932167

2. (ADHD) (770↑, 239↓)

Attention Deficit/Hyperactivity Disorder. Most commonly found in children, the main symptoms of this disorder is a lack of attention and too much activity or excessive daydreaming. Ritalin is the drug of choice to treat ADHD.

Most of my classmates have ADHD. Teachers are always frustrated.

Author: teh_applegoddess http://adhd.urbanup.com/175277

3. (adhd) (484↑, 185↓)

Scientifically known as AD/HD (Attention Deficit/Hyperactivity Disorder), there are three types: 1)The predominantly hyperactive-impulsive type 2)The predominantly inattentive type 3)The combined type The term ADD is a term that has circulated the media which has the same meaning, but generally applies only to the predominatly inattentive type. The proven causes of AD/HD are low glucose levels in the brain and genetic factors (inheritance via a family member). The most effective treatments of AD/HD are medications such as Adderall and Ritalin. Diet changes may also help, but cannot be guaranteed (changing diet to fish oils and fatty acids). Finally, AD/HD is a legitamate disorder and to say otherwise is complete and utter bullshit, not to mention an opinion supported by backward old farts who still spank their children.

If you are consistently restless and/or have trouble paying attention in class on a regular basis, chances are you have AD/HD\!

Author: buffalocircus http://adhd.urbanup.com/1387524

4. (ADHD) (345↑, 122↓)

A very real disorder that often faces a lot of skepticism. This is largely due to the fact it is a very overprescribed and misdiagnosed illness, even more so then SSRI's for depression. The most widely believed neurological cause of adhd is a problem with dopamine(catecholamine responsible for pleasure\\reward system) over efficiency in the transport of dopamine leads to the reuptake before it's full effects are gained. Dopamine is also vitally important when it comes to motivation and what we can derive pleasure from. eg. normal person can do activity A for hours adhd person being identical to the normal person but having the overactive reuptake loses interest and the ability to persevere with activity A much much faster. This dopamine problem becomes especially problematic when it comes to the frontal lobes leading to problems with attention, memory and problem solving. Stimulant based drugs such as ritalin(methylphenidate) adderall(l-amphetamine, d-amphetamine), dexedrine(d-amphetamine), desoxyn(d-methamphetamine) all work by inhibiting the dopamine reuptake and by releasing dopamine, this works by fixing a lot of the dopamine related problems theorised to be the cause of adhd. This ridiculous overprescribing needs to be stopped though, testing needs to be improved because at the moment it just gets handed out like candy. Just because billy is lazy and doesn't like doing his homework does not mean he should be slapped on prescription speed for the next 10 years of his schooling.

Multi - billion - dollar - pharmaceutical - company : "BLAR BUY MY PILLS" Generic soccermum : "I need an excuse for the incompetence of my son who really doesn't have adhd, little do I know this is just something else my child doesn't need, oh look an ad for depression you know i was feeling kind of sad the otherday when a family member died I think i need a 12 month prescription to paxil or zoloft" Multi - billion - dollar - pharmaceutical - company : "NNNnnmmmm dollarmoney" *multi - billion - dollar - pharmaceutical - company resembling an overweight t-rex eats truckloads of money* Generic soccermum : "My son has adhd and i have severe depression I can't handle life" *boom suicide* 'warning paxil may increase suicidal tendancies'

Author: Neurotoxin http://adhd.urbanup.com/1598338

5. (ADHD) (300↑, 97↓)

Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder.. Over diagnosed Learning disability. For those that really are ADHD it sucks. The people that are "normal" take adderall,ritalin etc to study for tests while we have to take it every fucking day just so we can sit through class without getting distracted by the lamest things.

Person without ADHD: "I took an adderall/ritalin/concerta/strattera to study for my test thats today..I could possibly kill myself using this but who cares at least I get a good grade" Person with ADHD: "Get a fucking life.... I have to take it everyday so I can be normal"

Author: Kristi5683 http://adhd.urbanup.com/2069936

6. (adhd) (155↑, 60↓)

A condition that's largely misunderstood by both the general public and the medical community. It labels a set of observable behavior patterns, primarily involving short attention spans, but there's a great deal of controversy about causes. Some researchers have discovered differences in brain activity in ADHD patients. But they've been unable to say whether they're merely looking at the affect of a behavior difference on the brain or a cause. What we do know is this-- ADHD has become the "go to" excuse used by both parents and teachers unwilling to impose & teach discipline to their children and students. It is also a multi-million dollar windfall for the Ciba-Geigy pharmaceutical company

Teacher: "Mark has been acting out in class. I can't get him to focus on his work." Parent: "Not my precious Mark. But he's my little genius\!" Teacher: "Then, it must be ADHD. Just ask your family doctor to prescribe Ritalin. Have in throw in some Xanax for you, too. Parenting a child with ADHD is bound to cause you anxiety."

Author: Richard Dickey http://adhd.urbanup.com/1536952

7. (ADHD) (129↑, 63↓)

One of several supposed disorders a doctor may diagnose one of having. I was diagnosed with ADD, so I'm not BSing here. I was given Ritalin, which caused side effects such as appetite suppression and strange throat pain. After quitting the drug, I felt much better. I regained the weight and did not have any mental problems. Okay, so maybe I was a little hyper as a kid, but I blame it on the sugar. I must say it is totally wrong and apalling to pass off someone diagnosed with ADD or ADHD as a retard or idiot, they probably are smarter than you ;), and are just a victim of modern "medicine".

Doctor: He has ADHD, I prescribe Ritalin. That'll be $150.

Author: spacecoyote17 http://adhd.urbanup.com/1867564

8. (ADHD) (80↑, 26↓)

An absolute gift from god that lets a small sample of people have the ability to actually see this generations version of "normal" for the mundane bullshit it is. If it was for people like this, its likely the word would stay put, and advancments in science and art would never happen. Usally a person with ADHD already "gets" wtf a teacher is saying 2 minutes into her elementary boring ass lesson, and their brains branch to deeper thoughts that need answering, vice the simple bullshit that is still, and will continue to come of her mouth for the next 5 days.

Teacher: O.K. class so today where going to learn a deep and interesting subject about the solar system. So we have all the planets, around the sun..... *While the rest of the class wrestles to grasp this simple shit* Timmy's ADHD mind: How do we know that, who said so, whats stopping us from going there, who found this out, Hubble telescope? How do we know that pictures are the same in space as they are on the planet. How much funding does NASA get? Teacher: Timmy why don't you sit and pay attention, raise your hand, and do you work quietly like the rest of the class. Timmy: Well Ma'am, if I was as stupid as the rest of these idiots I would, and if you weren't as stupid as you are, you'd give me somethin TO ACUALLY LEARN.

Author: CACAHRIS http://adhd.urbanup.com/3554198

9. (ADHD) (63↑, 12↓)

Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder is a very real disorder that is over diagnosed. People with ADHD have difficulty sitting still, being quiet, and focusing on things at length. These sensations are difficult to explain unless you have them; it is not that the person does not want to focus, or that they are stupid. When someone with ADHD tries to focus on something, the thought often slips away, or is replaced by another thought - minutes later they will realize they have lost focus. When a person who does not have ADHD takes ADHD medication, they get high. When a person with ADHD takes ADHD medication, they feel calm, and can focus on things for the first time in their lives. People with behavioral issues unrelated to the disorder (acting out, seeking attention, etc.) are often incorrectly diagnosed with ADHD. People who just want the diagnosis so they can get their hands on ADHD drugs will pretend to have ADHD symptoms, as well. This is very frustrating, as it diminishes the integrity of those who actually have ADHD, and require medicine to be able to function like normal people can. People with ADHD are often above average in intelligence. When they are given medication and can function without a mental handicap keeping them down, their whole lives can change for the better.

Damaged child: Look at me\! Look at me\! Give me attention\! Stupid teacher: Oh dear, he must have ADHD. Drug abuser: Shit man, I need some Adderal. Hey doctor, um, I'm having trouble focusing, and stuff. Stupid doctor: Must be ADHD. Person born with ADHD: I don't know why it's so difficult to focus in class. This is extremely frustrating, and I just want it to go away. Intelligent doctor: Here's some Vyvanse. Take one a day, and you will be able to focus like everyone else can.

Author: //... http://adhd.urbanup.com/3685520

10. (ADHD) (150↑, 117↓)

ADHD is an impulse control disorder typcially aggravated by inconsistent parenting. Most children with severe cases of ADHD come from households where parents set little if any limits especially in regard to technology such as the Internet and video games.

Parents of children with ADHD always count to three before they unplug the computer.

Author: Gary Vitalis http://adhd.urbanup.com/2270727

11. (adhd) (71↑, 39↓)

known as ADHD...or attention defficite hyperactivity disorder. i myself was diagnosed in second grade. it is commonly treated to boys and is harder for girls to be diagnosed. i have been on concerta(which is like ridalin but i only have to take it once a day). i hate being off my medicine because i fidget, i cant concentrate, or write anything without ending up drawing like unicorns or whatever on the paper;)...but dont think ADHD is this big bad disorder...because trust me nobody knows u have it unless u tell them. oh and this isnt a deffintion its more like a....ummmmm a ummmmm personal story or whatever.

I have had ADHD for most of my life, and im still a really cool person\!

Author: kARa....... kara http://adhd.urbanup.com/2104031

12. (adhd) (45↑, 15↓)

Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder, the most over diagnosed and at the same time unrecognized disorder of 'em all. Most kids who are diagnosed with it, don't have it they just don't have parents that parent them. So they get prescriptions when they feel like focusing, but then the kids who really do have it have to pop pills every morning to normal out and when they forget too and try and apologize, people don't take them seriously cause of all the fake kids with it.

Billy must have ADHD because he can never focus No ma'am, you just need to limit his mountain dew.

Author: Gabe Means http://adhd.urbanup.com/3095316

13. (ADHD) (30↑, 11↓)

Attention Defecite Hyperactive Disorder in which we aka. NORMAL PEOPLE have trouble CONCENTRATING and at younger ages, sitting still\! We are still able to function and I have found in my observation of myself, having ADHD, we actually tend to have more intelligence than the average perso so you need to stop calling us idiots because we are smater than you and we are normal people. Having ADHD affecst our living and you making fun of us makes it harder. Now we have to listen to ur bull and find ways to survive and get good grades so we can have good lives.

Teacher: Oh so I see you have ADHD\! Kid: SO THAT DONT MEAN NUTHIN IM STILL NORMAL U DONT HAVE TO POINT IT OUT CAUSE I AM NORMAL GOSH ACTIN LIKE WE ARE CONTAGIOUS

Author: ADHD KID http://adhd.urbanup.com/3624470

14. (ADHD) (25↑, 7↓)

A disorder related to hyperactivity and distraction. I have it, and I know I'm not an expert. I'm just saying, I speak from experience when I say it's freaking hard to get one thing done all at once. You usually get distracted by something else, and then eventually come back to that first task. This doesn't mean you can't get something done, it just means that work typically takes a lot longer because you're inclined to go look something up or do something RIGHT that second. Hell, I'm procrastinating right now making this definition when I'm supposed to be doing biology homework. I shouldn't even have to acknowledge these people, but to everyone who thinks that all people with ADHD are stupid are seriously wrong. Most people with ADHD are gifted.

Sometimes when you go out to night parties after your meds have worn off, you act hyper without noticing it. But it's fun hyper, not annoying hyper. At least that's what my friends tell me ;) Anyway, sometimes the next day when you're on your meds again, you just remember glimpses of the previous night because everything was a big distracting, stimulating blur. Oh, "ADHD". my example has to include the word apparently.

Author: Ruthie476293475. http://adhd.urbanup.com/4235484

15. (ADHD) (28↑, 13↓)

The most fun anyone can have without drugs. Its like never having to know what is happening anywhere but inside your own little world. It really bothers parents and teachers but sucks for them, the fuckers\!

Seriously dude, my mom thinks I'm ADHD just because someti holy shit a squirrel I gotta go bye\!

Author: rawrrrz http://adhd.urbanup.com/4049657

16. (ADHD) (66↑, 56↓)

A disease magically discovered when teachers were forced to get more involved in the educations of their students due to the demands of parents and the government. Suddenly the educational staff discovered that some students hate school and don't want to learn and will slack off, day dream, and act out to avoid the classroom. Discipline did not work. So what did they decide? "Oh, let's just drug them all and make them listen."

Billy acted out in class and didn't do his homework, so his teacher said he had ADHD. His parents put him on Ritalin a few days later.

Author: Kr1574 http://adhd.urbanup.com/3302390

17. (adhd) (45↑, 35↓)

the ability to think of a bazillion things at once but never able to consentrate on just one leaving the person in a constant state of bliss so that you are never doing the right thing at the right time.

this is a fun learning game i have a fun vidio game hey one time i had a vido game named crash bandacoot wait the main charicter was an animal and i saw a bear at the zoo once the zoo has good food and one time at thanksgiving my grandma was there old pople are nice, o im sorry teacher i dident hear the question i had an adhd moment

Author: michael chastain http://adhd.urbanup.com/1535898

18. (ADHD) (28↑, 22↓)

People with ADHD: Misplace their wallet while looking for their keys then misplace their cellphone while looking for their wallet. Are employed part time looking for where they parked. Don't require closet space because they use their bed during the day and the floor at night. Write their name on the wrong line of a form and cross it out then write it again on that same line. Say goodbye and shake hands with the person that is supposed to give them a ride home. Need to finish their assignment that was due 2 weeks ago so they can work on the one due last week so they can study for todays exam before they find out it was yesterday. Try to open their apartment door with their car key.

In recent study it was found that Adderall improved ADHD symptoms in 70% of the subjects. The other 30% are still hoping the bottle with all the pills in it will turn up.

Author: real-adhd-guy http://adhd.urbanup.com/3399167

19. (ADHD) (8↑, 4↓)

Be proud you have it. it comes in handy. it stands for Attention Deficit Hyperactive disor

ADHD

Author: egegegegegrw http://adhd.urbanup.com/5024511

20. (ADHD) (16↑, 12↓)

A illness called Attention Deficeit (Hyperactivity) Dsorder.I was diognoised at the age of 9.I had the normal symptons..

Me with ADHD: Ooh, a butterfly\! It’s so pretty, with glittery yellow wings flapping in the wind. I love wind. It’s so…windy. Ooh, I love that movie, you know, with that girl Wendy in it? I think it’s called…Peter Pan, that’s it. It has a pirate in it. I saw a movie about pirates once, Johnny Depp starred in it; he was the guy who played Willie Wonka on the Chocolate movie. Mm, I wish I had some chocolate…

Author: ADDSurvivor http://adhd.urbanup.com/4117099

21. (ADHD) (24↑, 21↓)

attention deficit... in high definition\! Now you can see everything that's wrong with me\! psych no, it's attention-span shattering television with great picture quality.

I watch ADHD TV in my living room for hours on end.

Author: constromlie http://adhd.urbanup.com/3310243

22. (ADHD) (29↑, 26↓)

Attention-Deficit/Hyperactivity Disorder (ADHD) is generally considered to be a developmental disorder, largely neurological in nature effecting 3-5 percent of the population. I developed it at a young age but my parents were against the idea of seeing a behavior specialist. My mom said it was a bad idea, but she doesn't know much about medicine. One time she told me to take Ibuprofen but I hadn't had anything to eat so it irritated my stomach and I vomited. One time when we were drinking I puked so much that I burst a blood vessel in my eye. I have contacts so I couldn't wear them for a couple days because it hurt. I think I might get PKR so I don't have to wear contacts anymore.

I got sick of putting my contacts in every morning so I got laser eye surgery. I think the formal name for it was PKR. Wait, what does this have to do with ADHD?

Author: Mojoe4life http://adhd.urbanup.com/2327977

23. (ADHD) (7↑, 5↓)

1.A very real disease in which as much as you try to concentrate you just can't. 2. An excuse for students not to do their homework. 3. An excuse for teachers to give up on their students. 4.An over-publicized and over-criticized disease

Intelligent person with ADHD: "Hey Doc, as much as I try to concentrate, I just can't." Intelligent Doctor: "Well John, we will run a few tests to make sure, and if you do I will prescribe to medication which will enable you to concentrate." \adhd Father: "Chris, do your homework" Lazy Student: "I can't. I have ADHD." \adhd Teacher:"Lexi, spell, candy." Lexi: *thinks thoughtfully* "C-A-N...OMIGOD\! Is that bird getting killed by a cat? Teacher: "You have ADHD."

Author: be_sacred http://adhd.urbanup.com/5163205

24. (ADHD) (4↑, 5↓)

ADHD stand for Attention-deficit Hyperactivity Disorder. (ADHD or AD/HD) Commonly found in children and some adults such as Howi Mandel and Elvis Presly. Children with AD/HD are usually vary creative and smart, but suffer in school. They can be obnoxious to an extent, and are, of cours, usually very hyper. They are usually great with sports and have great coordination.

That child is good at sports. I wonder if he has ADHD?

Author: Conman27 http://adhd.urbanup.com/4940270

25. (adhd) (1↑, 3↓)

Being a little kid.

Parent: "Why is little Johnny running around all the time? Can't he ever just walk?" Doctor: "He has ADHD"

Author: Morazar http://adhd.urbanup.com/5695034

26. (ADHD) (3↑, 6↓)

Attention Deficit/Hyperactivity Disorder. A disorder were the affected finds concentrating difficult[Easily distracted, is an overly hyper person, very impulsive, and is easily swuny into deep crevices of depression. As many as 25% of ADHD vctims also have Bipolar disorder, also most ADHD people are OCD[Obsessive compulsive disorder]. ADHD victims are very delicate so one must be careful with them. Many people "Outgrow" ADHD when they become adults though at least half of the victims show symptoms later in life. Strangely enough a stimulant, Mathylphenidate[Ritalin] is used to treat it, it is not a cure but the stimulant calms the person down.

"Wow you are hyper, do you have ADHD?"

Author: Herald Goldminer http://adhd.urbanup.com/3426560

27. (ADHD) (2↑, 8↓)

Contrary to "contrary to belief", ADHD is a form of poor parenting and laziness. Symptoms of ADHD include inability to sit still or pay attention and excessive giggling and figeting. These are used to diagnose 6 year old so the result is huge amounts of ritilan, concerta etc. , a form methamphetamines,are prescribed to children

Me: why did you give me concerta for ADHD when I was 6? Mom: you missbehaved to much and I'm a nurse so I know Me: you mean you gave it to me because I was your first child and you had no idea how to deal with a noisy kid? I wish you just hit me because now I'm in college and literally addicted to a form of meth. Thanks mom

Author: mfurgison http://adhd.urbanup.com/6078768

28. (ADHD) (3↑, 12↓)

(addicts don't have dope)

this is the a ADHD area

Author: RAVVVEN http://adhd.urbanup.com/4351902

29. (ADHD) (6↑, 18↓)

Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder: the disorder of choice for lazy children

Johnny (to his mom): I can't do my homework because I have ADHD\! (Mom leaves) Jimmy: What is ADHD? Johnny: ADHD, my friend, is the golden ticket.

Author: SpaceMouse http://adhd.urbanup.com/4899431

30. (ADHD) (22↑, 41↓)

ADHD: Attention-deficit hyperactivity disorder. Otherwise known as "Little C*nt Syndrome" 1) A fictional disease that seems to only exist, or only ever have existed in the retarded generation of today's teenagers. 2) Another excuse for a retard child's jobless parent to get more benefit money, claiming the stress of the child they failed to bring up properly has made them "Disabled." Cure's to ADHD come in many forms, such as: Slapping, Punching, Burning, Pushing down stairs. I'm sure if you use your imagination, YOU can help cure ADHD\!\!

My retard brother claim's to have ADHD and really wants to be cured, so I slapped him... with a hammer.

Author: Facebox http://adhd.urbanup.com/4989831

31. (ADHD) (27↑, 46↓)

ADHD, or the poor man's Aspergers is a behavioral abnormality characterized by the person being unable to sit still and concentrate for long periods of time. It gives a person the right to feel special all blame all their problems on the condition, but without the perk of claiming to be smarter than everyone else that Aspergers gives. It is said that there is no cure for ADHD (even though this statement directly contradicts the dynamic nature of our brains), but that it can be managed by taking dangerous and potentially fatal drugs, with the favorite one still being speed for kids AKA Ritalin. So much for just saying no. When faced with evidence of the contrary, stern believers in this disorder generally respond in one of these three ways. 1. "Hey asshole, my family member/friend/cousin has ADHD and I can say that it definitively exists *as I've had the opportunity to observe this person's behavior I'm more than qualified to judge that there is a physical abnormality in said person's brain. I'm just awesome like that* 2. "Hey moron, I have ADHD and it definitively exists" usually followed by a ridiculous hyperbole like "Imagen a normal person that is capable of sitting still and concentrating in a classroom, well for a person with ADHD it is X times harder to even sit still" So let me ask you this. Have you ever had the pleasure of changing brain with a "normal" person? Have you been able to, without any effort at all, sit and listen to someone drone on for hours on end without you ever being distracted or even having the slightest urge to move around for a bit? Have you ever been able to try out the flowery wondrous existence of us "normal" people that you can't stop comparing yourself with? If not, THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP\! 3. "Hey fucktard, you're no neurologist. You have no say in the matter" Nope, I'm no neurologist. Because only a neurologist got the right the label behaviors that our society finds unacceptable as disorders to further decrease the size of our already small frame of what used to be individualism. Have you ever tried thinking for yourself? Try it, you might learn something. Some last words: Everyone is special, everyone is unique, no one's brains are wired the same and there is no such thing as a normal human, just what our society considers more and less normal. You, yes YOU, do not deserve special treatment. All us us have problems and no one is perfect, but most of us don't let a four letter acronym stand in the way of bettering ourself. If you found this article offensive. Thumbs down is right over there ^

- I have ADHD. I was diagnosed by a psychiatrist that by asking me questions was able to pinpoint a chemical imbalance in my brain that can be corrected by taking drugs for the rest of my life.

Author: D.n.Z http://adhd.urbanup.com/3625915

32. (adhd) (18↑, 41↓)

ADHD stands for Attention Defiecy Hyperactivity Disorder so basically they cant stay still or concentrate on someting for a long time

'Yeh Yeh dats cool, U no wats better, actually wats better than that,o wait looks there's a plane. How do they stay in the air? What do clouds do? Y u lookin at me like dat? No I don't have no adhd wateva da hell dat is' All said in 1 breath

Author: Laydee Fury http://adhd.urbanup.com/1535829

33. (ADHD) (5↑, 33↓)

1.An excuse of some sort 2.A ____ ____ hyper _____ acronim 3. when u daze off intuh.....HEY LOOK A SQU.... [dah] dah\!\! 4.huh...

1.Teacher\>Jimmy, y did u kill marty?? Jimmy\> I have ADHD. Marty\> twitch* Teacher\> Ok, But next time u kill some one its time out mr\!\! 2.jump jump jump jump* GASP* jump jump jump jump* ahhhhhhhh 3.I like peanuh...WUTDAFX^ 4. dudili do do\!\!\!

Author: ADHD-er-er http://adhd.urbanup.com/3182329

34. (ADHD) (8↑, 36↓)

Also named attention deficit hyperactive disorder this is a desease most common to the body as a error in the brain in contrapts us from twiches yelling screaming and swearing sometimes the tourrettes were found in the 18 19 hundreds and have been reasearched for years for a cure

ADHD is a bad desease caused by the brian

Author: deadmanwalking20586034907 http://adhd.urbanup.com/2567242

35. (adhd) (50↑, 112↓)

Yet another excuse for fucked up parenting that came from the 1990s, that means Attendtion Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder. Any child that does poor in school is considered ADHD, not because there is no interaction from their parents but because they have this disorder. Ritalin is prescriped to dope the children out to make them pay attention.

Oh... Little Billy has ADHD because he gets bad Grades, god forbid I help him with his homework.

Author: Willow http://adhd.urbanup.com/1535858

36. (ADHD) (89↑, 158↓)

An excuse to be extremely hyper and annoy all your teachers.

Never ending laughter. Interrupting. Moving non stop.

Author: maurin http://adhd.urbanup.com/1418700

37. (adhd) (41↑, 121↓)

attention deficit hyper-activity disorder is a commonlly found disorder in children and adults. this is to much energy in the persons body and they person is bouncing off the walls or panicing alot this disorder can be cured by many drugs inclusing adderall ridalin strattra the list goes on and on

adhd is not an excuse for idiots and the was a very mean thing to say because every family has atleast one adhd person and it could be you

Author: JayKay http://adhd.urbanup.com/1084600

38. (ADHD) (44↑, 167↓)

some fukin kid with problems. a hyper retard.

Teacher: How do you spell cat. Student: C-A ... EUAUEUAEUEUEUAAUEUAEUEUEUUE... oh look its a bird. Teacher: You have ADHD\!

Author: Bubba_The_Retard http://adhd.urbanup.com/1823711

39. (adhd) (30↑, 168↓)

where u can't pay attention to anything\!\!\!

Dane has a huge case of ADHD and it is really bad\!\!\!\!

Author: Daneisaniggerjew http://adhd.urbanup.com/1507237

40. (ADHD) (83↑, 244↓)

An excuse used by lazy brats, [bam]s, those on the dole, etc to get out of admitting that they do, in fact, [suck at life].

"It's not my fault I missed that very important deadline, I've got ADHD." "Eh, [ithinknot]. Go clear out your desk."

Author: Irrelevant http://adhd.urbanup.com/1109709

41. (ADHD) (83↑, 247↓)

An excuse for being an idiot.

Oh, I'm not stupid, I just have ADHD.

Author: fewgreht http://adhd.urbanup.com/1057822

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Last updated: 2012.02.29